Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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