She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
