Your mouth is God's brothel.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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