Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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