His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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