White coat. Heels.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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