Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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