True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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