OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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