make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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