Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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