Nicole vs. Life
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
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