we have pet lesbian snakes
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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