let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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