Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
this hospital has no fireball
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
