If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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