If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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