he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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