you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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