But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i think i have herpe
just one?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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