dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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