We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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