he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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