So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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