Whod you bang
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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