Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Use "feeling words"
Yay
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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