Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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