As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize