Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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