what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
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