This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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