Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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