i don't like sucking hair
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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