Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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