where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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