I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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