Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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