Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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