i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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