the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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