My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Swine flu. Run for my life!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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