chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
home. puking in laundry basket.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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