She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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