At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
