Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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