at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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