You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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