I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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