on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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