dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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