I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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