marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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