didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I FOUND THE LEGS
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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