Having a random hookup so left but love u
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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